I remember the collective whoop when the location for our year-end staff retreat was announced. After countless months of begging, wheedling and whining, we finally got our way! Haha.
At $72 bucks per adult ticket, it’s no surprise that management was a little hesitant initially. Frankly though, quite a lot of us made it worth the money. (And maybe regretted it afterwards.)
Right at the entrance you’ll see this gigantic globe.

Finally seeing it as a 3D object rather than an animation in a movie’s opening. (Not that I watch movies often.)

One of my colleagues taking a photo of me with her Nikon. It might blow my GF2 out of the water. But it sure is a whole lot heavier.
We spent some time walking around outside before USS opened at 10am.
And just to prove that I went to the casino, a gratuitous shot.

Not that I went in. Locals have to pay a $100 entrance fee. I don’t know what it entitles you to. A very expensive drink? ^^;
Having said that, the organisation of the queue lines was fantastic. I saw a lady brandishing her foreign passport for free entry.
Many lovely architectural elements here and there.




The most atas area in the entire place, with the branded boutiques lining up back to back. It’s MADNESS. All the bling blinded me.
The walk hardly took 15 minutes. I think all of us were only interested in making it past the gates of USS and into the gigantic playground. First stop, some (time wasting) treasure hunt. I guess a staff retreat necessitates some kind of group activity.
We were asked to clamber on this:

It was… interesting. Sorry, but kiddie rides are just not terribly exciting.
I wanted to ride these:

I’ll elaborate further a little later.
Ling, Vas, Avneet and I were pretty gung-ho for some kind of ride, despite the long queues at certain (easy) ones. So we decided on one of those treetop rides at Jurassic Park. We thought it was fairly leisurely and safe.

We thought wrong. The moment we started to go up the incline, Ling and I (who were seated next to each other) started to get nervous. And it was way faster than we expected. Like wimps, we screamed. Well, Ling screamed and I yelled.
There were kids in this ride. It was stupidly embarrassing.
And the proof that it wasn’t that slow:

Obviously, it wasn’t enough for me. I went on The Mummy Returns. It was dark, but I felt fairly comfortable. The lead up in the labyrinth of a queue was ridiculous (no wonder the queue was short) and creepy, with dim flickering lights. I didn’t find the ride frightening though. Maybe I’m used to seeing dead bodies? (Thank you CSI, Bones, NCIS!) And since I’m a visual person, the darkness worked to my advantage. I couldn’t anticipate anything at all and just enjoyed the thrill of the ride.
But ultimately, I had to take the freakiest rides in USS. Battlestar Galactica. Two rides intertwined together, as high as Mount Kinnabalu. It felt that way anyway.

For the record, I have a fear of heights. It’s not a phobia, but I’m not terribly comfortable being at a hight vantage point out in the open (i.e. without walls). My hands get clammy just thinking about it. Does trying these out make me a daredevil then?
And one more thing: I don’t like my feet dangling on rides.
The first I tried, was the red one entitled Human. It was inhuman to say the least. Good grief. While the seat was like a cup for the butt (which was its saving grace, I assure you), the security bar just clamped your thighs down into the seat.
Your torso is left unsecured.
I have great trust in the engineers of our day, but I only realised the implication of that during the first plunge which was (as usual) the most death-defying plunge ever created. It was almost vertical. And my torso went the way of the ride.
Experienced roller coaster aficionados would tell you that you’ve got to press your head back against the headrest to stop yourself from dangling around. Michelle had to tell me that after we got off. She was insanely enthusiastic. Only a handful of us dared to try the ride in the end.
We wanted to try the second one, the blue Cylon immediately after, but it was too much for us to handle. Human had already rendered us slightly queasy, dizzy and weak-kneed so we had a Ben & Jerry’s break at Goldilocks.

They had some nice tapestry hanging around.

After the sugar break, which gave us enough energy for round two, Liza and a few others left for the VS concept store, which they hoped would garner them some loot for government service. Unfortunately, according to Liza, there wasn’t much there to speak of.
Michelle, Hui Hsien, Jane and I headed for Cylon right off the bat.
Like I mentioned previously, I don’t like dangling rides. Human was all about steep descents at breakneck speed, but Cylon was slightly different with a whole bunch of loops and twists. I thought it was going to be far worse.
But I was completely mistaken. It was a whole lot better. Because I could grab the shoulder harness, tuck my head in and yell. Shoulder harness banzai!
All of us were weak-kneed and off kilter when we got off this one. All the loops and moments upside down really screwed with our inner ear and sense of balance.
Given a chance, I’d take those rides again. Like Jane said, ride them while you can before you get old and develop heart problems.
A couple of highlights from the visit:
Shrek 4D in Far Far Away was extremely entertaining.


And so was the Waterworld show. Tons of pyrotechnics, stunts and machines! I love machines. At the NE show this year, I was excited about the artillery. Guess you should know what made this show terribly entertaining for me. The boats.







Lights, Camera, Action! – the sound stage dedicated to special effects demonstrated a category 5 hurricane. And soaked me to my skin with a huge boat falling right in front of me. Thankfully, the GF2 was safely in bag!

We had tons of coupons, so we spent them at Mel’s. The food wasn’t too bad and not as exorbitant as I expected. Merchandise was surprisingly affordable too!


That’s about all we did, although we wandered around quite a bit. The amount of milk in Ben & Jerry’s did a number on my stomach though, which I regretted.
Didn’t manage to hop on the Transformers ride either, although some of my colleagues did. Next time and soon! (Addicted.) ^^;
Flickr Set staff retreat @ Universal Studios Singapore